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30th-Sep-2012 02:59 am(no subject)
27th-Jan-2012 12:02 am(no subject)
According to it's tracking number, my new laptop computer has spent several days in obscure German towns, but is now suddenly in the outskirts of Birmingham.

All very splendid and clever, but I want it to be on the Isle of Wight please.
16th-Dec-2011 08:19 pm(no subject)
*waiting for Skyrim to install*
9th-Aug-2011 12:17 am(no subject)
Lord of the F*ck*ng Flies
29th-Jun-2011 02:40 pm(no subject)
I read on the BBC news website that "Stabbing Managers is to be made legal." (or something like that) And about time too.
28th-Jun-2011 02:12 pm(no subject)
There is a button on my e-mail client marked "Expunge". I'm scared to try it in case it does.
6th-Jun-2011 03:37 pm(no subject)
Take That trapped on stage robot

I for one welcome our new robotic overlords.

And while... the robot used in the shows standing 30 metres (100ft) high when fully erect.... I feel it still won't be the biggest dick on stage.
5th-Jun-2011 12:17 am - A Helpful Hint
Do not try and wash a pill down with malt whisky - things can go wrong and you may have to scrape the pill off the wall where it has been stuck with nasal mucus.
23rd-May-2011 02:56 pm(no subject)
Work today is a bit of a Jigsaw.

I have five corners, far too much sky, and what I have managed to piece together appears to be a duck on roller-skates.

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12th-May-2011 05:42 pm(no subject)
According to the drinks machine, my cup of hot chocolate is "Ready".

It is not.

If it where "Ready" it would have whipped cream and chocolate sprinkles on it.
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